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U stole my memories

I execused..

U stole my laugh

I execused..

U Stole my heart

I execused..

BUt..... This is toomuch.......

Please return my dog's biscuit....

It is crying!!!!!!!!!!

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Beauty Tip:

If you want 2 protect your face from dust, mud and other such things...

Then apply...

ASIAN PAINTS;

Exterior Emulsion...

7 Years Gaurantee..

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There are only 5 things we need in life:

Good Friends...

Good Job..

Good Food...

Good Sleep..

&

Good __uck

What ever you are thinking is right...

Good Day..

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Rs 60 crores per day is spent in messaging by Indians, which can be usd 2 feed 60 lakh hungry people in PAKISTAN.

So lets...

Keep those idiots hungry & keep messaging....

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A Guy had six fingers and his friends called him AARYA.... Why???

Guess...............

Because... his name is AARYA.

Moral: Dont think like a scientist.

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R u busy???

How Much Busy???

Fully Busry??

or little Busy??

If you are little busy??

Why don't you send Message??

&

If you are fully Busy?

.

.

Idiot,, Why are you reading this message??

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Don't break anybody's heart, because every one has only one heart......

Instead, break their bones.... they have 206.

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Ladies hostel caught fire.... It took one hour to bring the fire under control....

and three hours to bring the firemen under control....

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If Balio want to create a email ID.... You know what is Balayya's E-Mail ID?????

gmail@balakrishna.com.... Mind it.

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Balio:       Yesterday night I saw an English film for 3 hours. No sound... No diloges...

Jr. NTR:  What is the film name babai????

Balio:       INSERT DISC.

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3 monkeys had ran away from zoo..

1st is dancing.... 2nd is eating & 3rd is...

No yaar... It's not you.... why you always think like that..... that is still missing.

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"Rama Krishna",   your son died. Hearing this, Ramakrishna

Jumps from 50th floor... At 35th floor, He realizes  " I dont have any son"

At 20th floor, " I am not married!" At 3rd Floor....... Shit.........

I m not Rama krishna................. I m BALAKRISHNA.

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Husband   : Darling.. What you made for dinner????

Wife            :  Poison..... Why?

Husband   :  Today I am coming late.. Don't wait for me. You eat.

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Alcohol is not the answer to all the questions -- Swami Vivekanada

But

If you don't get the answer, Alcohol heps you to forget the questions-- Vijay Mallya

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Now world can't end in 2012..... Because ...... Rajanikanth bought a laptop with 3 years warranty.

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1st question:

You are sitting in front of a computer... Wht computer will think?         Intel inside... Mental outside.

2nd question:

You are standing in front of refrigerator..... What will it think?????         cool inside .... Fool outside.

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Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner???

Just.... to play CAROMS.

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This message is being sent in the interest of humanity..... Guys please stop making jokes on Rajanikant...

Or Else.....

He will delete the INTERNET.

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A Fantastic letter by a little kid who hates maths:


Dear Maths, 


Please grow up soon & try to solve your own problems. Don't depend upon others!!!

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Finally it has happend!!
Beer is now cheaper than Onions!!!
No more tears............ Only BEERS!!!!! cheers.

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Boy friend rushes home: 

Pack your bag honey, I have won Rs.10 crores in lottery.

Girl Friend: WOW!!! Where we are going Thailand or Switzerland???Boy Friend: Who cares???? Just pack your bag & GET LOST!!!!

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A psychological fact - when 2 Idian couples come face to face!!!!

Wives looks at each other saree... But husbands looks at each other wife.....! 

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Y in every love story sister supports brother but brother does not supports sister???

Because sister knows what love is ..... !!!!  and brother knows what  boys are....!!! 

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In today's life, love marriage means "To marry your own lover"

Arranged marriage means "To marry others lover" It hurts u but its amazingly true.

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If Balayya used lamp to study,

Nagarjuna used candle to study, venky studies under street light... But

Do you know about Chiranjeevi?..... Only agarbatti.

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Height of insult -

Man surfing channels asks his wife : Darling should I watch porn or cricket??
Wife: for god sake watch porn, you already know hot to play cricket.
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Once Rajanikanth playing cricket during  mansoons......

Guess what happened?????


Rains cancelled due to match.

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