SMS JOKES  IN  TELUGU:

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MORE SMS COMING SOON.....

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God : Cheppu nee korika enti ???
Boy : Maa inti daggara nundi USA ki road kavali.
God : Adhi kudharadhu vere emaina kora unte cheppu.
Boy : Prathi girl only one boy ni matrame love chesetatlu chudu swamy
God : Cheppu USA ki road single line kavala double line kavala..
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Girl : Baga Gurthosthunnav raa... Anduke Thattukoleka Call Chesa...

Boy : Ippude kadha 1 hour matladav !

Girl : Oh...!!! Shhh... Malli Neeke call chesana.

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Oka cinema hall owner "ROSHAIAH" ki pedda fan.

Andhuku athadu thana cinema hall ki "ROSHAIAH DOTHI" ani peru pettadu.

Prathi kottha cenemaki paperlo ila vasthundhi....

"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------  KOTHA BANGARU LOKAM

"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- EMAINDHI EEVELA

"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- SIMHA

"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- RAGADA

"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- KALYAN RAM KATHI

"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- MIRAYPAKAY

"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- THEEN MAAR

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Ram Charan: Babai 2012 lo yugantham avuthundha?

Pavan: Anthavaraku endukura bacha......2011 lo Paramaveera Chakra release kani okkadu migaladu.

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Jr. NTR    : Babai... nee laptop kaavali.

BALAYYA : Theesukellu

Jr. NTR    : Chala baruvuga undhi

BALAYYA : Konchem data delete chesi theesukellu.

Jr. NTR    : Nuvvu chala intelligent babai.

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Dad bought a robot which slaps when we tell lies:

Dad: y r u so late? ..... 

Son: Extra Class..... Robot slapped the son...

Son: Movie.... 

Dad: Which movie?.... Son: Bala Ganesha... Robot again slapped...

Son: Chikatlo Chinnadi... 

Dad: I had never seen such a movie.... Robot slapped the dad.

Mom: Enthaina  mee koduku kadha... Robot slapped the mom. 

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Zoo nunchi vacchadu...... "Chimpanji"....la unnnadu.... anukuntuntunnava???  

Kottaga undhani try chesa...!

Lopala Buradha pandhi paurusham alane undhi. Bayatiki theesanante racha rachhe...!

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Balayya: Nenu Kuda Jagan laga odarpu yatra chepadathanura..

Jr. NTR: Deniki Babai.

Balayya: Mana cinemalu chusi suicide chesukunnavalla kosam. 

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Jr. NTR: repu non veg thindama babai?

Balayya: Sare repu manam fish thindham.

Jr NTR: Andulo Mullu untai kadha babai?

Balayya: Parvaledhura cheppulesukuni thindham.

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Meghalu Kamminappudu nuvve guthukosthav.....

Urumulu Uriminappudu nuvve gurthukosthav....

Chinukullo thadisinapudu kuda nuvve gurthukosthunnav....

Please naa godugu eppudisthav?????

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